🐾 About Phil the Pug

Hi, I’m Phil - professional mischief‑maker, dog‑walking philosopher, and the voice behind GraffiTales. I write stuff that makes people laugh, cry, and then laugh again because life’s too short for boring. I live in West London, where the pavements are busy, the coffee is strong, and the cats think they run the household like tiny, judgmental overlords.

Books and GraffiTales

I’ve scribbled a few books that somehow found their way into the world, and GraffiTales is my pride and chaos. Think short, sharp stories with heart, a bit of grime, and a whole lot of wagging tails. If you like characters who are gloriously flawed and adventures that start with “well, that went wrong,” you’re in the right place.

Family, George, and the Menagerie

I’ve got a baby brother called George who’s equal parts legend and walking disaster. He turns up at the best and worst times, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. At home we’ve got cats who believe they own the flat, and a rotating cast of neighbourhood dogs who think I’m their personal treat dispenser. It’s noisy, it’s warm, and it’s exactly how I like it.

Living in West London

West London is my backdrop - the parks, the corner shops, the late buses that never arrive on time. It’s where I take my best ideas for a walk and where half my stories begin with “Remember that time on the E2 bus?” The city keeps me honest, keeps me curious, and gives me endless material for mischief!

Philisms and Philosophy

I’m partial to a one‑liner, a cheeky aside, and the occasional dramatic eye roll. My rules are simple: be kind, carry treats, and never underestimate the power of a good walk. I write like I talk - blunt, warm, and a little bit daft - because life’s better when you don’t take yourself too seriously.

What I Do Now

I write, I walk, I make things for people who love their pups as much as I love my Mummies. If you want stories, merch, or a bit of Phil‑style nonsense to brighten your day, you’re in the right place. Stick around, have a look at the books, and say hello - I’ll probably be out on a walk with George or bribing a cat for attention.